I do love pterodactyls.  

Be a good person first. Don’t worry about being a white version of anything.

This needs more stars. That’s brilliant, not evinrude.

Same here! I would have loved to hear it produced, but the shabby liveness and glasses clinking in the background kind of help sell it. That and the version of ‘Cello Tape’ on that album are just great songs. Period.

Oh I didn’t know that! This is right up there with ‘Bus Driver’s Song’ for my top of FOTC. Showcases the melancholy under all the accents and wit.

Honestly I just want to see the $2 million RV. And then picture it at a NASCAR infield.

Crapsnaps Bazingas is still how he is referred to at my house. But he’s looking less and less ridiculous every day. I actually found myself looking at their schedule last night to see when the Texas swing is.

There was an episode of Law&Order that stuck with me. Lenny and Rey were investigating some antisemitism at a prep school (always at a prep school) and one of the suspects was a Latin kid who was trying to fit in. Rey told him “when they talk about ‘mud people’, who do you think they mean?”

She would be gorgeous in a burlap sack, and then Jan (I had to go back and see if that was her real name or just what my mind was calling her) would be mad that a poor person was on TV. Eat it Jan.

Just got married two weeks ago. Rented out our favorite restaurant, gave 40 close friends and family a two weeks notice and that was it. Had one of my childhood best friends officiate the ceremony. The lady and I have each done this before, and doing it lowkey was the best way for us to start things off. Plus, the…

Same greed, different cuddly animal mascot.

Heinke is still swaying everyone with those sweet, sweet Sloan Conference backstage passes.

Bonds are a great way to keep poor minorities locked up and off the streets without any due process. Paul Manafort is rich and white, so of course he wasn’t staying in orange.

God I miss Perry Bible Fellowship.

I think the phrase “I hope you die” followed by an adjective about ethnicity, creed or gender, allows for removing the word “possible” from in front of hate crime.

So a movie based in Africa is going to use actors of predominantly African descent? Who all happen to be AWESOME?!? I don’t want to hear a single complaint. They’d also better give Nala more songs.

I’d go even further back. Reconstruction left the seeds for a lot of awful shit. The Confederacy is the only defeated country I can think of that got to keep their flag, their heroes and their culture. Just put scare quotes around every noun in that.

Its hard to be a woman or a minority in Texas. Much less a lady minority who had the audacity to have sex and now needs some healthcare. Dammit Texans. Houston needs a couple dozen Planned Parenthoods (or other women’s heath provider) by itself. Not just a handful in the state. This is an ongoing shame.

ZMF.

I need better friends/family. I’m pretty sure I saw a Trump baby in my feed before the eye bleeding blessedly blurred it all.