Did someone forget to mention the Spanish Inquisition?

Arby’s Manager: Why did you throw food on the floor? We got the meats.

Deres a rat in da Kitchen, wat am I gonna do...

Hey, lay off the dog-kissers in grey purgatory. Otherwise, I find your summation pure perfection!

The quote at the top and the wish at the bottom exemplified the bread of this delicious word sandwich! Thank You, Mr. Harriot!!!

He should be happy it wasn’t this:

Melanie is serving hamberders with AND without cheese. So much to be thankful for these last three years! No pre pro quid doe!

I was told they send it to a nice farm upstate. No?

John Oliver could spend the rest of his season pointing out the douche-baggery of Murry and still have enough left over to write a book about him. This is evil incarnate and a good buddy of Cheato McBonespurs:

I’ll have a Quarter Pounder, hold the wind.

One Joker offered to re-home the chickens into his evil gob-filled feeding hole.

That look that Harry is shooting her asks simply...

And a better chin!

Had to reply based on username synergy.

LOL! Donnie “Cheato” kicked a touchdown, which is clearly illegal according the the constitution. Lock Him Up!

Exactly. If I handed my bloviated Uncle a cooking torch during his annual Thanksgiving Day binge, he would immediately set everything around him on fire and then ask us the number for 9-1-1.

Cheato McBonespurs does not require love from his family or followers. What he craves, what he needs, is devoted LOYALTY. He does not have the capacity for nor a need for LOVE.

“I got a double cheeseburger in my colon that is older than that!”

Thanks for the Drew tip. I’ve been jonesing for some funbag!