More justification to bump CXGf up my to-watch list...

I didn’t think it was possible to top “your hair smells different when you’re awake”, but there you go...

2014-present...

Double-bass drum intro still brings the happy...

You just don’t have the right Intelligence Quotation to appreciate the movie (or define irony)...

“Oh, come ON!”

My top-notch reading comprehension skills initially led me to believe that Matt Gerardi is 67 years old.

I had to check the by-line after reading your comment, thinking, “Really? That seemed short for an O’Neal newswire...” Then I realized which Sean you meant.

There’s a conversation in “Roadwork” by Richard Bachman/Stephen King where a mobster is claiming almost exactly this: anyone I’ve killed has to get into heaven, since I’ve taken away their chance to repent for their sins. Interesting exchange in a Stephen King novel... maybe not so hot as a general guiding philosophy.

First thing I thought of...

My initial lizard brain reaction to the header pic was, “where’s the Big Butt Book?” Two and a half seconds’ sober contemplation, and I understood...

Slow clap...

That was my thought as well. “OK, Symbol, show me that run again...”

I misread the headline, thought the pic was actually from TWY, and spent far too long trying to reconcile whether Olivia d’Abo was looking better than I remembered.

"I said I never had much use for one. I never said I didn't know how to use one…"

Announcing this as his "new, incredibly stupid project" buys him a bit of leeway from me, at least…

His little "oop" when he almost, but not quite, manages to dismantle the grenade is one of my favourite moments in film.

I don't know what I'd do without the A.V. Club. That magical whiplash from "Right, Mm Hm…" to "Wait, What??", followed by a quick Google search to confirm the Arkham Asylum Guard credit… There's really nothing like it.

An upvote for you, sir, for proving to me that Moon Over Parador wasn't just a half-remembered fever dream from my childhood, and is an actual thing that exists.

Upon finishing Super Size Me, my first thought was, "I could really go for a Quarter Pounder…