Anybody want my chili?

OK, fine, "All that happened was that the legal protections expired." Such a prude…

Flake news!

"The flake is a lie!"

I had to reread your last five words about ten times to be sure you meant "condemn"…

Looks like someone got lost on his way to the Belko Experiment thread…

Back to what?? You can't leave us hanging like!

I consider this a Berenstain on my perceptions. I don't know what to believe anymore!

Fake hues. Sad!

You see the new Poof?

"Giant Organ Villain" is my nom-de-porn…

Oh, election! That makes more (or less??) sense…

Huffington Post had a piece the other day that put it perfectly: "weaponized gobbledigook." We're helpless in the face of his non-stop, stream-of-consciousness nonsense.

"A Wookie was a cookie eaten by Wookiees," surely…

So, so cold, so, so great, and so, so bizarre to encounter that as a four-year-old watching a Superman movie.

Sean Connery also does a pretty great open-eyed life-draining-away scene in First Knight.

Or… some other "Girl"… dammit, it'll come to me…

And what a rare beast the typographical or grammatical error used to be on this site…

I'm really more of a Year of the Yushityu 2007
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Again with the magic of "was"…