Titans stopped holding in the second half and Mariota is now in the Intensive Care Unit.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

No, you have to shorten that to FAB

Well said.

Wait, so is GTFO still a thing or is it just foh now?  Being old sucks.

If only there had been signs of his troubling behavior before all of this broke!

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

This has to be a traumatic injury to the head. No one just does this stuff to cost themselves piles of money otherwise.

In his defense, the guy was really good at football.

He must’ve used some of that extreme vetting Trump was going on about.

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

I’d suggest they just burn East Lansing to the ground, but the students will do that the next time they beat Eastern Michigan.

Take it from Kinja, Mark: when you make a comment make sure to save the replies.

Alternate headline:

For some reason, my favorite part of the story is that in the middle of the biggest day of Clippers history, Doc was on his way to Nobu Malibu.

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

This pisses me off. I just donated to his wife's laser vaginal rejuvenation GoFundMe

It truly, deeply saddens me that probably 80% of people who see this (the declining a raise and donation thing, not this post, specifically) will not think critically enough about it to come up with exactly this take, even though it’s right there and obvious before them.

“Demons” is an anagram for “on meds” which is an anagram for “Jim Irsay spilled his pill bottle into Vinatieri’s Gatorade”. Or at least that’s what the voices in my head are telling me.

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!