This guy actually writes columns for The Hill regularly in which he tries laughingly to convince the undecided voters of his ‘nonpartisan’ opinion.

Yeah, Congress calls witnesses, the witness tells Congress to fuck off, and then ... nothing because the DOJ isn’t going to prosecute contempt citations, and Congress won’t use inherent contempt.

HOOK

Promo tag line for week 9

That decision to have a single defender 19 yards from the line of scrimmage screams like a plan made while not sleeping.

Your sentence structure is giving me CTE

I cannot stop staring at that graphic and want to applaud whoever over at ESPN decided to use it here. Just the epic nature of the pose while everything else is happening.

This is what I don’t understand. Why are people so sold on Tua? His accuracy and numbers are through the roof because he has 4 first-rounders at wideout. They are so open I can hit them. In the 3 games in which Tua played against elite competition (LSU, Georgia and Clemson) his numbers plummeted. Plus he appears to be…

Ray Lewis got away with murder. Never forget that.

-13 passing yards at the half. That’s quite an accomplishment in today’s NFL. Truly, Adam Gase is the QB whisperer.

What therefore the NBA hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
-Matthew 19:6

Tampering outside of marriage is immoral.

+1 math fact

“Yes, correct, if you’re down seven, and looking to win, you’d have to score a touchdown after the field goal”

Did you even read the article, much less the lede? 

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

The first few time I saw him, I thought it was cool that they had rules expert Mike Pereira around to explain the rules during games.  More recently, though, I’ve grown frustrated that the rules of football are so complex and convoluted that a “rules expert” is required in order to explain the rules of the game.

Inspired by Dinwiddie, Johnny Manziel is offering a $5 token next week if you’ll buy him a beer right now.

Why would this guy go to the trouble of stealing a Manziel jersey from the museum when you he’d probably just give you one after he hands you your ticket?

As of press time, Sileo has suspended himself from his Twitch channel after receiving a number of e-mails regarding his past behavior.