+1 (low-hanging) fruit basket.

Dis-Re2pect.

Soar loser.

Sure, like attorneys general...

When Michael J Fox would sometimes miss his mouth with his fork, he was considered to be another Marty with an erratic strike zone and quick temper...

So, for the Padres, the Father of all losses...

Mr. Blutarsky has no grade point average...

Decent lineup - has potential...

Awesome L4AM!

Surprisingly not surprising. Humans have been stupid for millennia.  

At Thanksgiving when I was a kid - my cousins and siblings would call Aunt Lois the “Angry Umpire” for her incessant ratting of the high jinks at the kid’s table. Possibly related, she never ate much and drank wine from a bottomless water glass....

Thanks EB.

More like his ankle spontaneously fractured...

What a spectacle.

+9 innings

Taters-Mashed (and others) Ranked:

So, quasi gruntle then?

For those at home, the tallest one at a little-person party...

Good one.

So, cock knoblauch’d?