VigodasNoseHair
vigodasnosehair
2/16/19
9:19 PM
3

For what it’s worth, I was a hopeful commenter in the early days of Gawker. I migrated over to Deadspin and thoroughly enjoyed the absolute brilliance of the commentariat (and pre sold-out Drew).

2/16/19
9:09 PM
1

Oh, hey - here’s a cool song you can listen to, while you wait for your girlfriend to finish tribbing her roommate:

2/16/19
9:01 PM
2

And here’s a song/video we would actually watch, before fucking our girlfriends - you know, that thing you wish you could do - anyway, this always seemed to make their poohaa wet:

2/16/19
8:54 PM
2

Oy, here’s another song we would dance/listen to, when we weren’t eating our girlfriend’s pussy (this is a time before smart phones, for you “gamers”).

2/16/19
8:49 PM
1

Here you go - this is for you Low T Soy Boys, waiting for your skinny jeans to finish in the dryer, while you contemplate if you’re going weep, while your Dom girl, Frau Helga, pegs you into Sunday Morning:

2/16/19
8:31 PM
3

I hope y’all forgive me - I’m olds. But, I wanted to share my favorite song/video from back in the day...