NO COLLUSION!

Hey DUAN, lost my license to drive.

Good one, my Brother!

Hey LFAM:

Um, a Super Bowl?

Bonus:

Here’s a good one (IMO):

For what it’s worth, I was a hopeful commenter in the early days of Gawker. I migrated over to Deadspin and thoroughly enjoyed the absolute brilliance of the commentariat (and pre sold-out Drew).

Oh, hey - here’s a cool song you can listen to, while you wait for your girlfriend to finish tribbing her roommate:

And here’s a song/video we would actually watch, before fucking our girlfriends - you know, that thing you wish you could do - anyway, this always seemed to make their poohaa wet:

Oy, here’s another song we would dance/listen to, when we weren’t eating our girlfriend’s pussy (this is a time before smart phones, for you “gamers”).

Here you go - this is for you Low T Soy Boys, waiting for your skinny jeans to finish in the dryer, while you contemplate if you’re going weep, while your Dom girl, Frau Helga, pegs you into Sunday Morning:

I hope y’all forgive me - I’m olds. But, I wanted to share my favorite song/video from back in the day...

Check it out...

RIP Kofi.

Never not awesome:

I was 16, it was awesome...

Breaking: Man mauls Panther.

I typically call in an expert:

Saw them live, back in the Stone Age.