/ Waldman makes “jerk-off” motion..

Also good if you hate your child:

Conacher had to know trouble was bruin...

Chavez Latrine.

Bloated, Boozey Belle Blithely Bears Butt, Blasts Bystanders Belligerently.

Zimmer seems detached...

+1 Dick Trickle

A prima facia example of a fish dying from the head down...

Fair enough.

Still though, not as exciting as the quality time I spent with my Farrah Fawcett poster, back in the day...

Naw - I think it’s Rick Wakeman though...

Good point - it’s just a shame he couldn’t put the bottle down/fight his demons - instead of his band mates...

Sister Jean’s Delinquent Cousin:

I get it L4AM -

My older brother introduced me to Van Halen (1). I wore the grooves off of that (vinyl for you youts) muthafuckah . From there I graduated to Physical Graffiti and Who’s Next.

98 and no fucks to give:

L4AM:

And for the purists:

Sweet cover L4AM: