“Being president is hard. I mean, who knew healthcare was so complicated?!? You know what’s fun, though...traveling around the country, getting up in front of crowds, talking about myself and then they cheer! And the losers who don’t like me...I can rip them up and whadda they gonna do about it? Nothing! The people…

No. One. Is. Still. Talking. About. The. Election. Except. “President” Trump.

Oh, it’s complete and utter nonsense. At best, it’s a shitty excuse. At worst, it’s a deliberate lie.

Sessions is using very specific language intended to help him avoid a perjury charge. A 1993 Supreme Court decision said perjury must include “the willful intent to provide false testimony, rather than as a result of confusion, mistake or faulty memory.”

It’s not lying when Sessions does it. Only other people lie.

And that’s a bullshit explanation. He was given the questions IN ADVANCE. In his paper questionnaire he also said he had had no contacts with the Russians. It’s not like he was caught by surprise by the question.

That has been a big complaint of that Twitter account @RoguePotusStaff, that so many Trump haters (especially young ones) are enjoying the shitshow too much, so they’re not really doing much to fight against his administration.

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

If he does go down (please, Lord), what happens next - does 45 pick someone else?

I love how Schumer keeps fielding questions of “Is there anything inherently wrong with meeting with the Russian ambassador?”

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

This kind of annoys me: Tom Cruise is part of a weird cult. But there’s no evidence he ever hurt anyone. I had a friend who worked on MI-4 and said that Cruise is polite, punctual, and a complete professional. He just happens to be so dumb he couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.

The tapes are the thing that really get to me; he wishes actual rape and death on his ex-girlfriend. He’s frightening because the anger is so palpable, it’s almost a physical presence.

This. Fuck Trump for making me wish we had even the borderline competence of a GWB administration.

Well it’s not too surprising trump is evil through and through where as Bush seems like a decent person.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

To be a nice guy in real life.