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"Deploying surprise in 5 - 4 - ... Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen."

Every one of them. Please.

I've got to be honest, had I read this and seen that the magazine was blank, I'd have considered it "one of those Manga quirks", and most certainly not "This is an unacceptable printing error!"

But when you take that animation error, and actually make it Canon?

I'll admit, as much as I enforce the idea that people can and should take necessary measures to achieve personal satisfaction, making this case over a video game ending is WHAT DA FUQ?

They don't know what they're missing! If they saw my Femsheps, they'd be all over a female career.

Yahtzees reviews, I consider to be a form of reviewing transcendence.

Attack it with paper. I hear there's nothing it can't wrap up.

"Good thing paper, stamps, and envelopes are rated E for Everyone."

It's the valley! THE VALLEY. jgfisfspofesfsf.

It might not be real... But just imagine.

My cock just dropped off and ran away screeching.

Pretty for me... As funny as it would be to have a munter as a game hero, it just wouldn't sit well with me.

The Aged Manuscript: The Nether Conundrum.

It's things like this that make me wish I was a woman, or that the whole cross-dressing thing wasn't so taboo ;~;

Maybe that's why Episode 3 has been delayed indefinitely! Because people actually /WANT/ it :o

This is why patience needs to be taught these days. It's something that todays society lacks. Everything needs to be done now. No waiting. People need to calm down.

EDIT: Well that'll teach me to check out the links at the end of articles more often ¬¬

I JUST DIED! LMAO!