Never read Jalopnik while just waking up. I doubt I will ever be able to get rid of the images that “Suzuki Foreskina” put into my mind...

It’s a GAZ Volga, so definitely Russia - possibly post apocalypse as well.

It’s a GAZ Volga, so definitely Russia - possibly post apocalypse as well.

I love those ads, but they managed to make the car even less appealing than it started out. Kind of impressive.

Oh god, you can just tell how much fun EVERYONE making this as had. Its glorious!

Just think, you could have had something like this instead...

They don’t let spaceships on the ring.

Not any more anyway...

Legal requirement for all cars in Belgium apparently.

Plus eating Citroens is deeply unpleasant - the plastic and metal parts cut your mouth up a treat.

The Rover 100.

“We specialize in making people feel very uncomfortable.”

Yes indeed, Fornicate Off Kids... ..wait, that’s not what they were going for?

If it were on the south coast I’d be thinking about the 2007 wreak of the MSC Napoli. Had a cargo that included BMW motorbikes: Article here

Huh, well I guess I could write up an article on it if people are interested.

Didn’t also have a factory option for a Nitrous kit?

Deep within the bowels of Mazda in the early 1970’s, a dastardly plan was brewing...

“Hey, we need a new large car for the domestic market! Go make us one!”
“But sir! We won’t sell enough to justify the development costs!”
“Eh, just buy in somebody else’s body and stick one of our engines in it, that’ll do.”
“Er.. ...oh,…

Somehow, this fits rather well. (If Kinja fornicates it up, skip ahead to 52 seconds in)

“Death Race Born in 2000!”

Wait, that would make them 15... ..Christ I now feel old.

I doubt they will make them out of anything that could actually do an injury - it’ll be a soft plastic - possibly even foam.

It's not good that the first thing that came to mind the very instant I saw that first photo was: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6U…