That’s the Joystick, controls acceleration, deceleration and steering in one handy control. The big wheel thing is to control the entertainment system.

"Oh god, Binge and Purge! Binge and Purge! I'm disgusting!"

Because you and I smarter than Mr Putin thinks anybody other than he himself is.

Of course, sadly for him, there are also poodles and certain species of flatworm that fit into that category.

Good taste in cars... ..questionable taste in paintjobs.

Distracts from the fact this car shares the same glasshouse as the previous model, breaks up the line enough that some people don’t realise its a design that dates back to 2006.

The Cobalt was based on the previous generation Astra - a size up from the Corsa.

“Your all adorable, I do 512mph.” - Saunders-Roe SR./A.1

As a fellow Brit I actually saw a first yesterday: Two Lexus... ..s? On the same street. A, I had to go look this up, IS300F from the previous gen, and one of the current gen. What struck me was not just how goppingly ugly both were, but how much worse the later model was. Of the three people with me none of them…

3) Dose anybody know where Justin Beber is at the moment?

30th March 2002, she was 101. Don't remember much specifically in the news at that time, but this was still during the post 9/11 hysteria.

Us.

She's been dead for a few years now, I think they are safe.

On a single 600m long street?

None of the murders were shootings, oddly enough, and both shootouts were basicly stalemates between lone loonies with pistols and armed police with smgs and shotguns. Most murders were stabbings, one with a bottle outside my house, though one was a strangling and another a forced overdose. Fun area to grow up in.

I live in a really shitty part of the UK. As in “Five murders and two shootouts plus multiple police raids in a six year period - on just my street” kinda shitty. There are a couple of cars around here though that are just delightfully out of place. (Excuse the lack of formatting - it’s against Kinja’s religous…

Take one used Skoda Octavia VRS: £10k to £12k
Reduce ride hight 80mm: £?
Apply giant Turbo producing 30psi of boots with equally large intercooler: £?
Add high octane racing fuel: £?
Go to Bonneville salt flats: £?
Paint it like this:

Don’t make me call your nurse, again.

He's right.

If Mr Bean porn can exist, and for the love of god trust me it dose, then somewhere there is somebody doing themselves to the thought of a Scion xB.

(No seriously, don't google Mr Bean porn, you don't need that in your head - I know that I wish I didn't.)

I just did... ..it's actually a little sad.

Loads of TC drivers talking about customising their "Babies."

In the same way that Genital warts is preferable to HIV.