Well, the Mustang would be dead for a start.

If that had come out after the Mustang 2’s questionable looks, I think people would have gladly embraced the probe.

Huh, it's weird - but now a bunch of different trucks with "Outie" rear letterings have been posted.

I've never seen one on the road, maybe it's a Europe thing only having "Innies?"

No, it's obviously just a photoshop.

I won't even say "you can tell because of the pixels" since you can tell because of the shadows more than anything else. If those were real shadows and highlights then the letters would have to be embossed outwards of a panel rather than into it.

I don't think I've seen a single…

Speaking as a Brit it would probably be termed a flatbed truck, or a pickup.

As a 6 foot tall 28 year old British man... ..I would buy the ever living fuck out of this if they sold it here.

And it was possible to afford any car in this economy...

Not comfortably, that arm rest will dig in at your side like crazy.

Eh, maybe the styling works for Americans better than it works for me. Right now it's giving me less "sophisticated luxury" and more "Chinese company trying to clone a Bentley on a stolen Kia platform." And that interior is instantly reminding me of those ghastly 80's America luxury car interiors, way too chinzy for…

Ah, Mercedes Benz.

I still have fond memories of being chauffeured to and from school in a more than four metre long Mercedes.

I suspect the quality of design would be notably higher if they did.

Or at least more creative...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UAZ-469

Modernised version of that.

I can just see them all now – Murrow, Cronkite, Tarbell, Blitzer – proudly smiling down from on high with the knowledge that someone out there is telling the masses about a Mustang with "black leather and suede seats accented in contrasting chevrons."

Nothing wrong with not liking them - they are hideously overpriced and they have a crap gearbox.

But you'd be safer in one than most other cars on the road.

That picture was of a Brazillian made VW Fox.

The worst my family had is a toss up between the Austin Metro... ..and it's replacement.

The Metro was old, tired and rusty.

It's a hatchback, with more space.

What's not to like?

And it only gets worse for them...

http://www.carnewschina.com/2015/03/09/fiv…

Well, I sing.. ...wait no I do that in public.
Erm, Talk to myself? No again, do that in public occasionally as an aid memoir...

Dance?
I never dance in public, I'm awful, but I'll happily prance about the house jigging to music when alone... ..sometimes with props... ..and occasionally improving costumes...

..doing…

Oh wait! I get it now!

Toyota's moved the Lexus styling studio to a brand new location!

It landed, with that damage, and nobody was injured.

Hardly unsafe.

I'm not sure how they've done it, but something about that car's styling makes it look... ..well, slimey to me.