Don't let her get her hands on any ham.

Gibraltar "The Rock"

It's a British overseas territory on the very southernmost point of Spain.

Isn't it just continuing the figureheads, or radiator mascots, found on ships and cars?

The Cougar had nothing to do with the probe, it was based on the Mondeo.

You think that was bad, wait till you see what Daewoo did for the Espero.

Needs more Metal Gear.

Well I don't live anywhere near New York so I guess that's me out.

Ah well.

Put David Cameron and George Osborne into it.

Then crush it, live on TV.

You can hear the hashtags she's mentally inserting into everything she says...

The Darwin Awards missed out, this time.

Steampunk Soyuz?

At least, that's what it looked like before I read the headline.

Looks more stoned than happy.

Always looked more like this to me.

Yep, and they advertised it as Quartic.

Gave a better view of the dials, but proved remarkably unpopular.

Quartic steering wheel.

Plus the car looked like it was depressed anyway.

*it*

Jaguar XJ
Old: Cad or Government Minister.
New: Cad and Government Minister.

Ford Mondeo
Old: Taxi Driver
New: Well off Taxi Driver.

Skoda
Old: Guy who reminds you how having a rear engine makes it a mini Porsche.
New: Your Grand Parents.

Kia (Any model)
Old: Hard up but must have a new car, not a used one.
New:…

Distorted scan; the reflection on the floor is even further distorted in the same direction if you take a close look.

Jag X-type replacement?

They could try making cars based on Opel FWD platforms that would be cheaper and more fuel efficient. While at the same time allowing them to stretch it out to give more rear leg room - the thing Chinese buyers seem to go nuts for in luxury cars.

But given what happened the last time they did that, the BLS, I don't…