In pre-soviet Russia, Motorcycle ride you!

Oh come on, somebody had to say it.

Just think, instead of that hideous thing - you could have had the Grande Punto it's based on...

Welp, it may be they were worried you'd gotten pictures of something more... ..delicious, than a laptop running a video: Turns out that the playable "XBone" games at E3 were running on PC's. PC's with a considerably more powerful graphics card than the XBone has.

But wait! It gets better!

It's an Amphicar.

That's the exhaust pipe.

The Blohm & Voss BV P.194 would probably be a good candidate for this if it had been built beyond the prototype stage.

It had a propeller engine on one side, and a jet on the other. Both engines were offset from centre, as was the pilot - and the bomb bay and guns.

The designer had already designed a scouting craft of…

Don't worry people!

It's a XBone exclusive, so no sane person will ever play it anyway.

This HAS to be a joyrider right?

Right?

Oh god...

Looks like somebody else used to watch Scrapheap challenge in their youth...

I'm going to Nominate the Rover SD1 in Police trim.

"Oh of course I'll burn you baby, just let me get the petr... ..oh sorry, what was that? You want me to Buy you? What do you think I am, retarded?"

Now ladies and Gentlemen, who sues him first?

Mercedies & Swatch? Or that Chinese company that cloned the first gen Smart Car's styling?

Please god may they have executed whoever did the GUI in GT5.

If I have to spend a minute waiting for a freaking menu to load again I'm going to be moderately vexed.

And just think, you could have had this Renault designed transit competitor instead.

Fiero it.

Take the drivetrain of the Cruise, or however you spell the Daewoo Astra's name, mount it in the back. Bam! Now you have a mid engine RWD platform with IRS.

Front end?
Could use the same setup, without the engine and drivetrain parts obviously... ..unless you later on make a hybrid version with electric front…

I believe this advert has won.

Wait, you mean they don't already?

19 inch rim.

He's pulled over because you are legally obliged to wear a helmet while driving it.

"Pedestrians? Pedsmeshdrians! Why'd you think I got this paintjob?"