/whistle Travelling. And Carrying.

Actually, it was quite a bit more brutal than that:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murde…

These things are awesome, amazing, shocking, strange, and cool.

Santa Clara won an NBA title AND a World Series? Holy moly, who knew?

I still have some (misguided) hope for the team. If they finish 8-8 I’ll be happy. It’s really like the 2010 era again. There’s a lot of talent but it just doesn’t look like it will ever be utilized properly.

Fun anecdote: I wanted to buy a jersey this year for games but I couldn’t think of an active player I wanted…

They’re still working on if hot dog’s are sandwiches or not.

#7hit7tormsComing

Or as my mother said as she would calmly ignore my children’s very rare refusal to eat: “No kid ever starved in a house full of food.”

yup. Our nine year old, as far as I know, hasn’t had anything to eat today but some corn chips and a banana with peanut butter, if he’s to be believed. (He was with the sitter today, and may have eaten and forgotten.) His older brother made him a cheeseburger, and had the audacity to put one leaf of kale and one…

Weekly Pinkham’s Law Bet: milkshakes (“the restaurant opens at 10AM!! the milkshake machine should have been ready when it was supposed to be!!” etc., while ignoring any discussion of the whole “put it in a bag” madness)

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

I. Can’t this morning. I don’t know why; but the rage. Please keep following this. Jesus fucking christ on a motherfucking cracker. We need to have a revolution in this country. the 98% against the 2%.

It’s not about a lack of realism - it’s about a lack of internal consistancy.

Odom’s had such a shitty life. His dad was a heroin addict, his mom died from cancer when he was a kid, and his six-month-old baby died from SIDS, which is one of the most fucked up ways you can lose a child. And despite it all, he managed to still be a really nice guy.

After seeing these pictures I was all like “WTF Deadspin why are we making fun of people with special needs” then I googled Mark Davis and I realized this is not in fact a special needs person but in fact someone who willingly and apparently not because of a lost bet got that hairdo and one day decided white is OK…

I was roofied once and I’m pretty sure at some point I made out with the dude who roofied me. I had half a drink and then everything else is a blur until I woke up half naked in this asshole’s bed. I was like - uh, where am I and who the hell are you? I thought it was an embarrassing slutty night until I realized…

The CCTV tapes show clearly that the alleged victim was seen kissing at the bar with the employee and was seen entering the bathroom of her own free will. It shows a 90 percent chance it was consensual behavior.

Mark Davis should be required to wear a propeller beanie at all times.

That fact that he stepped over it so well even though it was unnecessary and led to him missing the ball makes me think that he’s been practicing this and just been waiting for his moment to be number 1 on SC top ten.