Whenever TNT/TBS decides to do the whole LOTR trilogy on Sundays, I like to imagine the majority of their video operations staff sitting at home, watching the Falcons with friends and family, and being so thankful that Peter Jackson made such long, long, LONG movies.

My favorite place in Amoeba Music is the clearance bins, and I'll confess I still own the Chris Webber album "2 Much Drama" thanks to this practice. I remember thinking how bad the songs were, but that some of the beats had a nice bounce.

Didja hear the one about the waitress who had a customer that said, "If the customer says throw this steak back on the grill until it's tender, you do it" (sic)

You notice the person whose name they actually dropped is widely believed to be Kanye's undercover lover.

In the pantheon of crazy/manic ex-girlfriends many of us have experienced, I had one that used to just absolutely deride me in public places, like a restaurant. But as soon as the waiter/waitress would show up at our table, she'd flash a big fake smile, ask a few questions, and send him/her on their way. It was so, so…

Anybody check who WGBH or WBUR had on as guests? If his "national radio appearance" was taped in advance, maybe it hasn't even aired yet.

Ditto for me. I can't drink Budweiser in any form, yet I have managed to enjoy Miller/Lite, Coors/Lite.

I gotta see that P&R sketch - "Jazz + Jazz = Jazz" is the funniest thing I've read in forever.

I knew someone would beat me to this punch; this is totally the A-Team scenario, with a different "son" to rescue every week!

If you haven't seen the sped-up, Benny Hill version yet, you really should:

Seems like weddings bring out the hefty fees no matter what goods/services you are purchasing. The consensus seems to be "Oh, you're having a wedding? [raises prices 150%]"

LEGS.