I knew someone would beat me to this punch; this is totally the A-Team scenario, with a different "son" to rescue every week!

If you haven't seen the sped-up, Benny Hill version yet, you really should:

Seems like weddings bring out the hefty fees no matter what goods/services you are purchasing. The consensus seems to be "Oh, you're having a wedding? [raises prices 150%]"

LEGS.