Soccer stinks and it will never truly catch on in America. Thank fucking God.

Chad Curtis had the previous baseball record, having eaten 15 on five occasions.

Terrible. Hamilton was known for his defense and his range but never really had a gun.

You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

Not sure being able to play last gen’s games is really a mic drop moment...

April was last month.....

How long until someone puts a dick in there?

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Those aren’t “shitty dogs”, those are “dogs that are not right for you”. Someone else might get great joy and companionship from loving and caring for a dog that has been abused.

Go to the pound and get an adult dog that is a good dog.

Seriously, and for real: if you’re going to get a dog, adopt. I adopted my little guy about a year ago and I can’t image doing anything else.

Rule #1 is get a rescue dog.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

This one too.

He's probably from a state that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

Mostly I'm just nervous around people who don't know what they're talking about, because I don't know how they're going to overreact or misinterpret a situation.

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

most confusingly worded article I've ever read. Is this an intentional troll?

new look vikings or new look bills?

Thanks for all of that.