No, but if they don’t start preparing them 4 hours early they won’t have time to “rest” under the heat lamps for 4 hours before being sold.

Have you really had many (any?) sellers respond by asking you what a car is?

If those really are “ant-sized” I am now terrified of the ants in Australia.

Big props to those who can run a marathon - I couldn’t even finish this article about running a marathon.

BBROOMBA-8

The sublimeyness of this post is wonderful. Thank you.

...she used to be the meek, abusive housewife Carol.

I am expecting 4 to 6 figures when I put mine on eBay.

What if we went on Pat's AIM and asked his friends what was up? I told Matty and the gang how I'd acquired Mike's password and swore them to secrecy.

John Clayton: DJ Qualls

Private mortgage insurance when you buy a house? The insurance everyone says to avoid getting if you can? Anything that protects us when he loses his job, or takes care of bills when he's out of work, I welcome with open arms at this point.

Love.

This movie is going to be the most pointless cinematic exercise of all time.

Maybe he did just go off-track, but Christ, look what it did to his hand!

"Yeah I think I'll pass."

OMG, I want to have your logical, rational-thinking babies!

The GIF format can't play Yakety Sax, so it attempts to compensate by speeding up the video.

Only half-gone?

I work with a few "cow-orkers" - I'm stealing that one. Thanks!

OMG yes! Nobody is happy when you catch your necklace on the gearshift.