Soon to see its third re-release, Halo: Combat Evolved...

To be fair, he was incredibly talented at it.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

Seriously. We as a nation have created the 707HP Challenger, Chaturbate, and made films that make it convincingly appear that we landed on the moon, and MS can't hire a temp for 3 days to whip up a back-end script that matches up your purchase history from one platform to another?

Indeed. Pinball Arcade's use of only recreations of actual machines puts it over the top, although their physics model leaves a lot to be desired. Would love to see Farsight gobble up the PFX2 physics devs and put them to work on TPA.

It's well-done, whatever it is.

9 out of 10 interactions with the police I've had since 9/11 I've been treated with the utmost suspicion as though I'm a crime waiting to happen.

Over mine no more so than the headline writer's.

World's first

was this shot in a car?

"What's truely funny is how little of a sh** that man gave."

Jesus, let them make their show the way they want to make it.

My thoughts exactly, except replace "creepy" with "jealousy-inducing."

Digging through other people's garbage for old 2600 games?

He could at least be doing this while standing on a soccer ball and jerking off. Do something artsy.

"It's designed to be 'stroked'."

I would like to totally see Belle Knox gyrating on Nina Hartly, too!

I don't know; I'm not allowed gum.

What else are you going to look at? It's rude to watch TV.

Never again for me; that vibration crams those BBs up in you something fierce.