Amateur. That's MY shtick, honey.

No, I guess not.

Lost you as a customer, gained me (I have no patience for non-US accents.)

This article is useless without pics.

Perhaps because they upgraded before 1TB and larger 9.5mm drives were being manufactured.

Because it's too small for a loincloth.

"...prison time ranging from thirty months to two years."

"big black boy box"

"By June's big E3 show, if not sooner, we'll surely know what the next Xbox will look like."

That's nonesense!

>I wonder if this would be a likely scenario in Japan...

"...we don't know what the hardware looks like, how much it will cost, or how many of its online functions will work."

>She shouldn't quit her day job.

Caput?

I have to believe the statute of limitations for spoilers is less than 75 years.

With 5,359 games potentially ahead of it on your list, that's not exactly a ringing endorsement.

>"It seems like there are people that only read these blogs to be jerks and correct mistakes."

Since I only have a few days before my "quit being a pedantic douche about Kotaku's lack of editing" resolution for the new year, I'll mention that your headline "Villagers Accidentally Beat Up Mobile Gamer" could use some rewording.

I would love to move her.

Remember ladies, chin down, eyes up.