This is Bobby Kotick's dream. Sell a DLC map pack in which nothing happens for $15.

@I_Like_TDs: Blissful and somewhat sticky.

When someone creates a game that combines accurate dong tracking with the Achievement system, they're striking gold.

Why not put the entire contents of this post into the larger Id/Rage post 3 hours earlier? As it is, it seems like this was left out of the larger post simply to use as filler for any potential holes in the 20-minute update schedule.

@arionfrost:

Wasn't antennagate already the iPhone version of rage?

@Yossarian: "Pretty good delivery service to get it on release day at the north pole."

Tron Guy did it better.

@notquitedeadyet: I can semi-confirm that the rumor that it will come out before, on, or after Black Friday.

@kasika: 3?!?

@ArcLocke: No, they're taking a poke at EA's use of the Online Pass code. Black Ops, new or used, does not use such a method.

@Jypsy: She tosses salad all day at her job.

My "girlfriend" can relate. When she's off the clock the last thing she wants to do is toss salad.

@Győző Baki: Poor Japan, always on the other end of our nukes and dick-size jokes.

@Interstella5555: Since it's BK, you know darn well what it's going through... and quickly.

@RudestBuddhist: Doubt it. Professional waggle competitors don't wear underpants.

@The Sentient Meat: If compensated dating is the case, you might also say a lot's been through her.

To be fair (or anal retentive) Jen Riley's quote doesn't confirm it'll be on disc at all - she* says "because we are shipping Jam in a box".

@[ZTF]The Power: "they're (Steam's) going to take a fee from it."

Next up, Steam starts selling previously-owned downloads?