Excuses? Nah. Context. Unless I missed the memo, is there some sort of nutty-approved max S&C salary?

So what would you consider an “alarming frequency?” I don’t consider what I’m seeing an “alarming frequency,” considering all of the thousands of convictions for sexual assault in this country. I’ve seen 2 instances recently that might POSSIBLY be cause for alarm. This one (and I use possibly loosely—it seems that the…

You know who would've loved this post? Gawker :(

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

An artist’s rendition:

These people are running it into the ground. Talk about beating a dead gorilla.

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

Someone needs to tell Valencia that’s not how you play Clue.

My biggest gripe is that the picture only has 4 flavors in it, and yet they aren’t all even ranked.

How would they do that? They don’t have a car, the buses don’t work and they live 26.219 miles away from the border.

We’ll never have to wonder how emotional he’ll get if he won an NBA Championship.

Is it just me or did he JUST ENDORSE TRUMP by saying “America will be great again “

This isn’t the WWE.

Arrgh! The post was corrected. I know this may be controversial, But I stand by my joke. Ryan Lochte is caveman who water move good.

“If I got busted every time I whipped my dick out and pissed all over a building and then got in a fight with a security guard, I’d stop going to family parties.”

He’s black enough for my racist ex-grandmother-in-law.

This is like the Yankees not allowing A-Rod to hit but trotting out the corpse of Jeter for a whole fucking season in the 2-hole.

lets not forget Feigen’s $11,000 “donation” to the Brazilian government he had to make to get his passport back. I love how that gets written by these media outlets as some normal thing.

The Orange monopolies still do very well in Expected Return

My family plays the socialist version. We drink lots of cheap alcohol while we roll the dice and move pieces around the board. No money is handed out to players and the last one not in jail is the winner.