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I hope you realize that no one really gives a fuck and this will amount to nothing.

This isn’t a horrible take, but probably 90% of personal fouls are not dangerous plays, just little shoves as guys go out of bounds or after the whistle. Also the defense is already generally at a huge disadvantage when it comes to penalties.

This is why when someone says “they always make it about race” they aren't totally wrong.

Pretty sure you lose that once you leave the pocket, but I didn't look it up.

You think the NFL is out to get one of its most marketable stats?

Too bad they don’t make bandaids for brain damage.

This is the most absurd argument that has come from those blindly defending Gawker. Putting everything else aside, the claim that discussing a topic such as sex effectively nullifies your legal right to privacy with respect to that topic is so incredibly dumb, and yet has been repeated thousands of times on Kinja.

That is hilarious.

I think his commitment to baseball is comparable to your commitment to making an accurate and relevant analogy.

To be fair, he's actually pretty good at broadcasting.

It’s succeeding in hardening opposition and sending fence-sitters to the other side. “Well I support the police, but I also think black people face discrimination...oh wait one of them hates America, well now I don’t have to be conflicted, where is my lynching rope?”

It is hilarious how 1984 this has become.

I like how Deadspin has given itself sole authority to determine how every American “feels” about the national anthem. It’s impossible to have a differing view, unless you are stupid, racist or probably both, apparently.

Compared to the Kardashians Tebow is no better at self-promotion than compared to Mike Trout he is at baseball.

Letting a vegetarian pick a restaurant is like letting Tim Tebow pick a whorehouse.

Thank you, sole arbiter of how others can and should feel about the national anthem!!

So Joe Biden could go on a rampage about how Obama is a dirty nigger and you'd be defending his rights? Free speech, amirite?

There is no irony. He expects his players to show basic levels of respect. How do you not see the irony of the crowd that always cries “freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences” changing its tune? It's almost like they are just without principles.

Yes, it is impossible to find sitting during the national anthem distasteful unless you think “Amerika is Literally The Best At Everything, Regardless of Facts.” Great straw man you've created there, dummy.

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