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These protest have become trite, boring and repetitive Wake Me up when someone ups the game, say self immolation or such

It’s nothing a bigger flag can’t fix.

What a coincidence, I heard it with a Bob Ross voice in my head

So you can only celebrate something when you or a group is the direct cause? Here’s something, and I know this may seem crazy..but they may just be celebrating........because ::gasp:: the result of that play is favorable to the team!

Really? You're doubling down on that shit?

I think any time someone finds something horrifying, they should also be medically evaluated to ensure that they’re still OK.

The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab

This is the Carolina Panthers of jokes. It sucks, but people still think its a winner.

Then kneel during the national anthem.

...for each player involved. Punishment has to fit the crime.

Only one of those is anywhere near looking like intentional. This is dumb.

Oh right, you know that because you’re an actual lawyer who was working on the case as well, right? No? You just read Denton’s piece? Ok.

Yea, pretty much Schefter had someone commit a felony for him so just he could have a little more juicy of a scoop. It sucks HIPAA doesn’t extend outside of medical professionals, but I hope Adam doesn’t walk away scratch-free here, this was a super fucking shitty move.

Tebow: It’s always been my dream to play in the major leagues. What do you think?

But all the guns you can eat?

I want to see that bird statue carry Jerry Richardson’s statue off to its bird lair. Someone with Photoshop, get on it!

Except its not. The ice bucket challenge was bandwagoning for a good and unifying cause. Sitting through the national anthem, at this point, is not bringing attention to a cause. It is willfully inflaming and entrenching/hardening the views of the very people you need to make criminal justice reform actually happen.

Sitting during the national anthem on the 15th anniversary of 9/11 does not strike me as particularly smart. But we are talking about professional athletes so brains are at a minimum.

Kneeling for the anthem will raise $117 million dollars, and discover multiple genes which cause the kneeling to occur? Thus putting us one step closer to being able to allow people to not have to kneel anymorr, and live full and productive lives, instead of losing the ability of function one muscle at a time?

Doesn’t this lend itself to the American tradition of regional dialect? Dubble-yew vs. dubble-yeh. Wye-ild vs. wyuld. Vett-err-in-aryan vs. Veh-tri-naryan. New Orr-leens vs. New Orr-linns vs. Nawlins vs. whatever the river delta people say. English vs. the languages spoken in Boston and Baltimore.