I know it’s just Demi employing some dry humor, but this sprang to mind:

I went to Funcoland as a kid. Remember Funcoland? No? Lucky you. I was 12 and wanted to get my brother some baseball game he wanted for Christmas that he had put on his wish-list. I walked in, found the game, slapped down some cash and walked out with it. I got home, and wouldn’t you know it, my big brother decided to…

Saw this at Pax East. Looked super fun but never picked it up :(

Let us not forget that THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN MARRIED 4 TIMES!! Effing hypocrite.

Sorry, but NOOOOOOOPEEEEEE. Making a trans character mentally and violently unstable is an offensive trope, and down-right dangerous.

Ikemefuna? Been a while since I read Things Fall Apart, but wasn’t that Okonkwo’s hostage/foster son, that he had to eventually murder? Odd choice in a name.

Police aren’t sure what the kisser’s charges will be

I’m a die hard liberal and I work for 3 hunting magazines. Hunters are actually some of the greatest conservationists you will ever meet. Notice that assholes like the guys in the story and a certain dentist, are poachers, NOT hunters.

People should be appreciative when they get complimented.

Looks like The Legend of Kyrandia meets Full Throttle... I’m in!

Bad Cougars!! Stop playing with your food!

Their new PR head?

I guess flash freezing yourself then going back to high temperatures could throw off your hypothalamus, thereby disrupting circadian rhythms. Which can weaken your immune system and make you more susceptible to illness. So you can catch a nice stomach flu, explode from both ends for a few days, and lose some weight.

Looks like Ken Griffey Baseball. Had the SNES version as a kid.

Good on you! Moralistic Avengers are a pestilence. There’s a reason, STIs and teen pregnancies are most rampant in areas where Abstinence-Only is taught.

We had to watch it as part of health class in high school. Let me summarize:
stupid kids pretending to act grown. Underage drinking/drugs. Unprotected sex. Misuse of tampons. STD checks. HIV scares. HIV happening. Rape.

It ticks all the “be provocative as possible” boxes.

So is being so bigoted it would probably qualify as diagnosable psychosis, a prerequisite for being an elected official in the south?

I’ll just leave this here...

I think this is missing one tiny little detail... like WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY?!