I’m a die hard liberal and I work for 3 hunting magazines. Hunters are actually some of the greatest conservationists you will ever meet. Notice that assholes like the guys in the story and a certain dentist, are poachers, NOT hunters.

People should be appreciative when they get complimented.

Looks like The Legend of Kyrandia meets Full Throttle... I’m in!

Bad Cougars!! Stop playing with your food!

Their new PR head?

I guess flash freezing yourself then going back to high temperatures could throw off your hypothalamus, thereby disrupting circadian rhythms. Which can weaken your immune system and make you more susceptible to illness. So you can catch a nice stomach flu, explode from both ends for a few days, and lose some weight.

Looks like Ken Griffey Baseball. Had the SNES version as a kid.

Good on you! Moralistic Avengers are a pestilence. There’s a reason, STIs and teen pregnancies are most rampant in areas where Abstinence-Only is taught.

We had to watch it as part of health class in high school. Let me summarize:
stupid kids pretending to act grown. Underage drinking/drugs. Unprotected sex. Misuse of tampons. STD checks. HIV scares. HIV happening. Rape.

It ticks all the “be provocative as possible” boxes.

So is being so bigoted it would probably qualify as diagnosable psychosis, a prerequisite for being an elected official in the south?

I’ll just leave this here...

I think this is missing one tiny little detail... like WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY?!

You can pry my Trader Joe’s 3-buck Chuck from my cold dead hands!!!

I saw “No” and “Kuni” in the title and was disappointed this wasn't a sequel... I really need to learn Japanese.

IT IS JUST A GAME!!!

I’m gay and watched the Diane Sawyer interview with my big brother. Bless his heart, he kept looking over at me and asking “Yo bro, you had to deal with this?”, and I’d gently say “No, same community; different experiences”. It was honestly adorable.

Doesn’t Queen Mariah like consistently ditch dress rehearsals, and hasn’t it been biting her in her ass lately?

I have a skin tone akin to uncooked chicken and any time longer than 10 minutes in the sun turns me into a well-done lobster. And I know they (Who is ‘they’ anyway?) say anything over SPF 30 is unnecessary, but I always seem to get red and crispy with anything under 50.

I think these drones portray an unrealistic standard for beauty.