OK, I'm a dude too. Wear freaking underwear. I do. Moisture is under control and I can sit on the subway without looking like my knees are affixed to powerful similarly charged electromagnets. Also, women get irritation too. Your discomfort is not everyone else's problem.

I used to have to do this for a reality series based network that began as a high art network. These pseudo celebrities were ruthless with their own photoshop standards. We called it "youth-enizing". I'd have to smooth their skin until they were plastic looking. One woman hated her knees and had us essentially…

Some people do actually go nuts for fried crickets, and can eat them by the bowl full. They are apparently high in protein and iron, and relatively low in calories (frying them might negate that one though). We are just conditioned to view them as vermin.

iOS Reminders

Now when you say "basic"...

Pikachu drank the Martian water.

DC dodged a bullet there right? Imagine if they let Joss Whedon of all people, make a superhero movie.

Is there a portrait of her in an attic somewhere getting uglier and uglier? I swear she looks better than she did in the 90s.

I met a guy who defined himself as straight laced, and progressive. He abhorred drugs and actively petitioned against them. He was a tad older, businessman type. Eventually things got physical. Turns out he has a special aphrodisiac that he needs to perform... crystal meth. While we were in the middle of "the deed",…

For some reason, I can only picture Bruno Mars as the Scarecrow.

In mythology, Dysnomia is the daughter of Eris.

Or as I like to call it, every other planet in the galaxy according to stargate.

If I've learned anything watching TV (especially sci-fi/fantasy), it's that EVERY city looks like Toronto if you squint hard enough.

So you are going to send letters laced with a powdery (albeit fabulous) substance. Can't imagine this backfiring in any pseudo-terrorist kinda way...

Anyone else see a Luluemon logo hanging from two round turds?

Remember, since you can't punch cancer, just punch a guy with cancer.

Tis but a flesh-wound.

One of those characters isn't dead... well doesn't stay dead. Though I hear they now have a heart of stone.

I got into it during the end of its lifecycle, so while I'm sure I could have gotten a replacement bulb from a specialty store, replacement goop was hard to come by.