"Hey guys, why isn't Kenya in the cast photo? Guys? GUYS?!"

Yikes! If someone had outed me before I was ready, no joke, I'd probably have jumped off a bridge. Athlete Ally is dangerous.

Can't you just use a sausage casing filled with animal blood like a normal researcher?

Anthropomorphized bird poop (in globular, and cockroach varieties to boot) were particularly ick inducing.

I gave $20 the year after I graduated. It was like "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie". I started getting phone calls and/or mailers once a week saying "We are so grateful for your donation of $20, would you like to donate more?" I eventually had to have them remove my name from their contact sheet. SOOOO ANNOYING!

You must be great at parties.

I play LoL every now and then. My God, I tried an intermediate match and they are RUTHLESS. I play for fun, these guys play like it's life or death. I think I will stick to beginner. It's just no fun being verbally eviscerated for playing a damn computer game.

Oh no! With Fred Phelps gone, I don't know which group of people to hate for causing this by incurring God's wrath.

Honestly, this doesn't even taste like real Shake Shack to me. It kind of just seemed like melted soft serve like they sell elsewhere at the stadium, not like the creamy ambrosial nectar I get elsewhere in the city's Shake Shacks.

This woman is responsible for one of my favorite quotes:

Yikes. The turrets aren't even subtle in how they copy LoL

I know he's mimicking his claws, but some quick photoshopping can make this a wonderful Hugh-Jackman-Hugs-Things template

Oh it is SUPREMELY yummy. It is also becoming the culinary hallmark of "Look at me, I'm so fancy, and modern and cool and pretty and well liked and... Look at me! look at me!!" Or for short— Douche Nozzles. Assholes are ruining this treat for the rest of us.

I see you, little rock fragment

This is an awful tragedy. However I cannot fault the officer as being trigger happy. He had a gun pulled on him by a non-compliant individual. The gun is just as deadly in the hands of a 93 year old individual as a 23 year old individual. Could he have called in backup, or have someone else tackle her, or have a team…

Efron just cant bring himself to commit like the ridiculousness... too bad.

People were SUPREMELY blasé about Sandy. Some of our good old Tri-State arrogance coupled with the lackluster Irene the year before, meant a lot of people were underprepared. There are still people in my hometown who haven't returned home.

Angular. It's more like Morgan Webb; still gorgeous, totally different features.

Not really. She wouldn't be in white-face. She'd be in alien-face. But to be fair that is kind of being an asshole to aliens.

Same, although I think she'd kill it as Asajj. She already has such similar facial structure, cranial structure and body-type. Not to mention that she is an amazing actress.