When I worked at a Fridays the policy was that if you paid for it yourself then they wouldn't write you up. I had someone bail on a $65 check...I did not pay that shit. Write me up. I'm in college...like I give a fuck.

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…

HOLD ON a minute and explain Canadian milk.

Fun fact: The Food Babe is actually a space vampire who subsists solely on stupidity and credulity.

Me: "Alright, so I have a venti whole milk with whip skinny peppermint mocha. Just to be sure, you still want the sugar free mocha and peppermint syrups, correct?"

Are they west coat or east coat linguines?

Don't be silly, everyone knows you serve salads in wedges.

Don't go after THEM, get their license plate number, if you can. Then call the cops.

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

ARE YOUR LINGUNIES IN SEASON

Has there been a BCO about the customers who stiff you? I worked at a wing bar in college where the policy was the server paid for the meal if the customer ran out. (Which sounds... illegal? now that I type it out.) I had a two top that got shifty, then left quickly. When I realized they'd stiffed me, I ran to the…

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Brace yourselves, everyone.

Signed,

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

I'm pretty sure "what did she expect?" is not the appropriate reaction to a woman facing sexism in the workplace.

It's Bible trivia time! According to many scholars, the word that's normally translated "rib" was originally meant as a support structure, such as a beam, splint, or mast. The meaning is unclear, but likely is a euphemism for the baculum (penis bone). Most animals, even most primates, have one, but not humans.

My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."

And, if we're going biblical here... Men are made of dirt.

"Then he took the rib out of man to make woman. And you know, a rib is a lesser cut of meat."