Remind them that most games on the other systems are broken out of the box and need day 1 patches. Ask them how Assasin's Creed and Halo are treating them...

You should write up a basic money saving article to help the cause. 'How to buy a Wii U in 4 weeks.'

So far i've only gotten one person to buy one, even though everyone loves to play on my wii u

Technically his parents got it for him, and it was for hanukkah since he's Jewish, but still: he had to ask for the thing at least...right? Impact journalism at its finest!

You're doing the lords work. It took some work, but I've convinced two of my friends to pick one up so far.

Actually that poster was right. We Jez readers are here as we read Sploid too. I agree with the little girl that it was a very good look for her (the colors and the braid were very becoming) and she should be able to like whatever the heck she wants to like. Sorry you are afraid of women with opinions. Lol

Yawn, another tired comment about Jezebel.

Honestly, I really don't think Jezebel would have a problem with this. It is a girl who sees something she likes, something she identifies with strongly aesthetically, and decides she would be very OK wearing it. To her it is a pretty outfit, not some demeaning symbol of objectification and servitude.

Dumbledore was gay.

It still flabbergasts me to this day, how highly men think of their penises. It's like they think their penises are God's very own staff, bestowed upon each of them to rule over all the non penis gifted persons around them.

Does Fox News have a Latin America version? I think they've found their first commentator.

My pup Buster had a growth on his nose removed last week (benign, thank god). Because of where it was, they had to put him completely under, and he was SO stoned that night. Sadly, though, it wasn't the fun kind of stoned—he was just confused and scared and in pain. All he wanted to do was cuddle with me with as much…

If she actually did tweet publicly about how terrible the episode is on rape before it aired then she would be breaking confidentiality.

"How do you want your hair today, Mr. Sorkin?"

"Butterscotch. Always butterscotch."

I'm not being sexist you're being sexist by pointing out sexism god

"Quit saying bad things about me that are true!" said Aaron Sorkin as he shoved his hands deeply in his pockets, put his head down to his chest and kicked the nearest rock.

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

Is anyone else having LSAT flashbacks?

I think the lesson here is to write down all of the details while being raped. It's the only way to be sure. Maybe tell your rapists to set up a camera. Otherwise, you bitches be lyin'.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…