I'm always looking for clever horror movies, but they're hard to find. I thought Cabin in the Woods was clever because it turned out not to be what you thought it was.

The desert ghost!!! AAAAAHhhhhh!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Pretty sure I've been hanging around this website longer than you. As in, since it started. Men are welcome here and always have been. You're really not helping.

Screamin's a troll. He enters conversations with the express purpose of telling men to fuck off, thinking he's fooling everyone into believing he's a "real feminist". Because, you know, the feminist cause is nothing more than shrill, unreasoning hostility.

Oh look, a GGer. Yes, please impersonate a straw feminist and attempt to alienate men from the cause of equality. We can all see you! You're not fooling anyone! Aren't there some media figures you need to be threatening?

Instinct tells me a lot of his male colleagues don't find him particularly pleasant, either.

Who is reading this guy's posts where he thinks "Yeah, they'll probably want to hear all of this horseshit but they'll probably be pretty offended if I use bitch. I should probably just hint at it.".

"'Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men.'"

We have a regular that comes in usually at least once a week. All the servers that have been there awhile know his order by heart (it *never* changes) but whenever someone new serves him, if they ask him which dressing he wants on his side salad, without fail he will…

As a type this, there is a couple who just met on Tinder screwing in the bathroom of my bar. After they left me a 7% tip. So they screwed me too. Thanks for the weekly reminder that I'm not alone!

It's such an odd phenomenon, isn't it? That dream sounds like one of those things that is truly terrifying but almost impossible to adequately express to anyone else. Something about a dream being recurring makes it so much more disturbing, too. Like it's not just some piece of random brain junk your subconscious is…

In Soviet Russia, bread save you!

Lulz, I lived while in college in an OLD house - no insulation, no foundation. One evening I hear a massive groan from all over the house. My first instinct was to grab my cat and dash from the house. Then my next thought is, "Well, shit, it's 9pm, it's March, and it's damned cold outside. What am I gonna do?" I…

It's coming from inside your butt!

Holy fuck, that's scary.

But it just bugs me, because we already pay more than enough taxes toward actual social services.

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

I come from an ethnic family, with lots of enforced touching, lots of enforced kissing of older people, lots of enforced kisses, and that's why I didn't object when my neighbor, and, on a separate occasion, his son,put their hands all over my private areas before I was even five. All because I was taught I'm supposed…

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.