That makes it even scarier. Dang.

This is Mickey. He's the best.

The idea that ghosts can follow you (or your crazy neighbor, as the case may be) is a relatively new concept to me, and it is making my life a hell of a lot scarier.

It's a shame you can't win because that was legitimately terrifying.

That is horrifying. For real. Nightmare City, here I come.

Who wants to hear about the ghost that followed me home? Great.

The comments are making me hungry.

So gross. Oh god, so so so gross.

A lot.

This is the face my dog makes when he's trying to look cute. He does it a lot.

People like to talk about how much they miss "old New York," but being a native New Yorker I call bullshit on that. You know why? New York used to be plagued by packs of wild dogs.

Venmo also accomplishes this quite well.