he figured he’d try and be clever.

It’s Ciroc so he probably did them a favor by pouring most of it onto the ground. Vodka from grapes?!? Get that outta here.

Watermelon slushies and abortions — both require a coat hanger and alcohol.

Ahh yes the good ole “watermelon abortion” trick.

I’m probably a weirdo, but I think these spiders are beautiful. :D

More like, “Bat-tain America”, or “Captain Batman-ica”, if you ask me.

I had the same thought when I finally watched John Carter. Very good movie but nothing like I expected from the promos. I came away wanting a sequel. Jupiter Rising, also better than expected.

Great book “John Carter vs the Gods of Hollywood” detailing how it all went wrong and the bad marketing killing it before it even hit theaters, good read.

I just watched John Carter a few weeks ago, and was actually really surprised by how much I enjoyed it. I’d been hearing people say it didn’t deserve to bomb like it did, which is why I gave it a shot, and I wholeheartedly agree.

Tim Curry Hulk

His body is stronger than a normal human’s body. Only way you could explain how his body could sustain such massive forces and not kill himself just walking. And by the time he starts “metal-shattering-punches” he has already come to terms with how strong his abilities make him and how to properly apply the forces of…

Er.... uhm.... Speedforce?

Live tweeting. All tweeting is live tweeting.

If I hear one more person describe their company as a “startup”, I’m going to disrupt them right in the vertical integration.

“Cloud.”

I’ve never been a big fan of the character of Charlie, but part of that is because it never really felt like they knew what to do with her.

It’s nice to see the Germans and the Japanese working together in the face of American opposition.

Active exhaust, my friend. One of the earlier examples. He wasn’t lying when he said it was one of the most technologically advanced. The earlier model even had active aerodynamics.

This looks like a straight to DVD quality movie...

Fuck that shit. They should sue. Because you know if it was some white women, not only would they receive payouts in the millions, there would be at 3 mother fucking congressional hearing on the matter.