Sure! Im on LA right now but find me on twitter :)

“Pretty and young” can pull off just about anything.

I’ve actually always wanted to do this, I’m just too chickenshit to go through with it.

My father used to have such a beard. He called it a Three-Quarters Nelson, because he was bad at both math and cultural references. On sunny Thursday afternoons, he would trot at a fair yet cautious pace on all his forelegs to the nearby Haire Stor, which was owned and operated by our dyslexic neighbor, Sameul. This…

Worst beard since Nicole Kidman.

I’d do him. I’ll shave halfway and we can meet (and do other things) in the middle, if ya know what I’m sayin’.

Huh? I bring you out of the greys. If you got some sort of reddit style red arrow shit proof, go nuts.

It’s been done.

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

That was the “Jump to Conclusions Mat” of burns.

I maintain that it is in fact shade because the plausible deniability factor is so high. Why would she wear a 2-3 year old shirt as shade over a current beef? You’d have to be really trying and in the end you’d be the one looking pressed. Which is precisely why she can easily say she wasn’t trying, while Tyga’s ears…

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Especially Kirkland and Kroger.

This design is way too on the nose. One of the best things about the Joker was that even tho he was completely insane and over the top, his reasoning’s for doing what he did were the most subtle out of all the Batman villains.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.