I always got the sense that shower sex is something people talk about a lot rather than actually doing it. The logistics are just a pain.

Who leans against a wall while in the shower? 1) Cold, 2) that's how shower spiders get you.

The sexiest thing ever is a huge-ass walk-in tile shower with a rainshower head, like this:

My dad was cheating on my mom and we found out he had left her when the child of the woman he left her for came up to me in school (we were in the same class) and told me. Dad had told him to pass along the message.

Well, you lost me right away with Pitbull ft. Kesha. Pitbull music is a crime against humanity.

pls don't try to hijack my comment for whatever you going through

I wasn't exactly cheated ON, per se... but I had been seeing this older guy for a few months. I understood and was fine with the fact that we were certainly not an exclusive couple, and I just didn't really ask much about his other goings-on. We hung out (boned) at his house during the day a bunch. One day I was…

Bring back the mustache, and all will be right with the world. My world, at least.

1. When your significant other gets rich.

When someone is willing to take me home from the pound. Woof.

same. I got a sample size as a gift and it was a holy experience.

same. I got a sample size as a gift and it was a holy experience.

I had a very similar reaction. But then again, that's the kind of reaction I get whenever I see the words "watch" + "Dr. Phil" in a headline.

GOD. DAMN. SAME. i'm at the veeery end of the one in the dark tube only now because i've been wanting to hang on to them. i love hurraw, especially at the price point, but damn if sugar isn't amazing.

GOD. DAMN. SAME. i'm at the veeery end of the one in the dark tube only now because i've been wanting to hang on to…

Same. That's how they got me. I got the bday gift and have been buying it ever since. LUCKILY, at my work you can get awards from colleagues that come with $25 that you can use to get a gift card at tons of places. I choose Sephora and never pay out of pocket for the stuff.

Same. That's how they got me. I got the bday gift and have been buying it ever since. LUCKILY, at my work you can…

FRESH SUGAR! It's expensive and AMAZING.

FRESH SUGAR! It's expensive and AMAZING.

Coconut oil beats all of these combined, but obviously has transportation limitations. During the day I do the Fresh Sugar, at night it is coconut oil ftw.

Coconut oil beats all of these combined, but obviously has transportation limitations. During the day I do the Fresh…

I love Fresh Sugar and Got hooked on it after I was given a free sample, but when I went to buy more I was slapped in the face by sticker shock.

I love Fresh Sugar and Got hooked on it after I was given a free sample, but when I went to buy more I was slapped…

Coconut Milk EOS is my fave. If I could make out with it, I would. Oh, who am I kidding? I've totally made out with it.

Coconut Milk EOS is my fave. If I could make out with it, I would. Oh, who am I kidding? I've totally made out with…

Because that ruins the narrative. People want to hate Robin Thicke so much because he's a buffoonish asshat that they're willing to throw Williams under the bus.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.