Thank you! Is there something you and I are missing here? Because it's not like Mark hasn't looked at this guy's Twitter — it's mentioned in the post. I have no idea what level of assault (no pun intended) turns your asshole into that, but I am surprised the editors writing about this guy haven't mentioned it. On his…

His two dicks get all the attention (understandably), but can someone PLEASE talk about this guy's asshole??? He's posted pictures of it, which I'm assuming aren't fakes, and that thing looks ... damaged.

I'm guessing — if we pretend for a second this is all real and not total bullshit — that he was wiping evidence in case the wife found it before he was ready to confront her.

See, I think that band would be Sugar Ray.

Maybe now that TMZ published that picture that pretty much confirms her ass is fake, she's wants to distance herself from it, so to speak...

I'm sure this question has been posed already, but wouldn't adding your phone number to your email account mean that it, too, would leak were your account hacked? You can always change email addresses, but changing phone numbers is a much larger thing.

Not to mention the meaning's unclear anyway since "buys a Tamagochi" refers to the guy in the photo, so "hangs it's self" reads like a poorly worded reference to him as well, even though we know it's supposed to refer to the Tamagochi.

What about Luann?

I think Reggie was the love of her life, and that's who she'd be with right now if she had a choice.

I don't know about his basketball career, but he was a dumb, passive aggressive dick to Kim on the show, demeaning her and suggesting she move to Minnesota and have kids since she won't be famous forever. He thought he could score points with the anti-Kardashian crowd and maintain his "cred," but he didn't realize…

Is this a thing that exists? Please say no.

Meh. What was offensive was Chelsea Handler's rough, sweaty face hitting the screen right after Taylor's performance. And her racist "joke" — haha, black people have fat asses, so put me on after someone white, haha!

Be between 15 and 40 years old and fall in love with an obnoxious neurotic who is 15-1,000 years your senior.

You win. This is perfection.

But when it comes to women, sucking their breasts would be the most obvious and direct manifestation of insufficient breast-feeding as an infant, were we to accept that this can influence sexual activity later in life.

Your girl and I like similar things. Do buy her the eleven. It truly is an upgrade. I own both, as well as this and this, but I am a depraved bay-area slut with expensive tastes.

When you're ready for an upgrade.

Kudos for the Chris Farley reference.

Just $10k?!? I hear that in the un-retouched photos, you can see her crack pipe.

Heh. Seriously. And Beyond Yoga makes better ones, imo.