Maybe before 30 Rock, but now if he tries to play any type of business man/sexy jerk, I just expect him to talk about capitlism and say, “Good god, Lemon.”

I reported a boy for grabbing my tits and I got detention! But luckily my hulking, big scary friend punched him in the eye next day and he got down on his knees and begged for my forgiveness in front of a crowd of people. I think this might have helped cement my interest in BDSM.

Endless Sumner.

How. How are any of these real human beings?

I can’t deal with dogs being hurt/killed. It’s made watching horror movies extremely difficult. There’s even a website for similar wussy people: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

Recovering addicts can lash out horribly at others. They turn their self-hating outwards. At least, that’s what I’ve seen from the addicts in my life. They may not be using, but the issues they have are still there.

And I hate using that word, but sometimes it is just necessary.

No fucking kidding! Well wishes my ass, you hope they get hit by a bus and can use the time in the body cast to think about what a horrible person they are.

Sean will play himself in the movie. I give it another yer before it’s announced. He'll get some young, non-Latina actress to play Kate. Because it's Hollywood.

I for one would be absolutely fucked if men gave up their illusions about women. It’s all I got over them.

I knew this would happen.

Has Scott Disick always been Boehner colored?

I have no idea, but now I’m craving fondue and a Tab.

Trisha Yearwood as... Mary.

As always, I have an overwhelming desire to access his computer’s search history.

Like from Footloose? Cause that wasn’t Whitney. That was Denise Williams. Unless it’s a version I’ve never heard. How Will I Know is perfect 80s Whitney.

Dolly did the superlative version. Truth be told, I’ve never been a fan of Whitney’s voice. Her talent was incredible and she had one of the best voices of all time. However, I thought she sang with zero emotion. Like I can’t listen to a Whitney song and want to cry. Technically, she was perfect, but I like fragility,…

Dolly’s is 1000 times better than Whitney’s cause Dolly sings it with heartfelt and emotion.

and irish catholic. the dissonance is more than i can bear. i would be booted from this shindig for collapsing into uncontrollable hysterical laughter every minute.

It kinda reminds me of republicans death-grip on the founding fathers, despite having nothing in common with them, morally or intellectually. Like, if John Adams was alive today he would 1) be very confused and 2) have no time for this shit-flinging nonsense.