Yikes. Those are guys I avoided like the plague in college. That is the standard frat douche bro haircut that has survived for generations. Any time I came across one at a party I would eventually get some variation “Wow, you’re so hot/smart, not ghetto like most black girls...” like that would send me falling into…

He looks like he gets his hair cut at the Kuttin’ Korral. They probably let him sit on the horsie, or maybe the fire truck.

You can see that in the comment section of Breitbart.

Do you ever just look at a person and think “I literally cannot picture you as a sexual being.” Because that’s what I think when I look at Jared. I can’t imagine him having sex. He’s like a really weird-looking Ken doll.

Have you heard him speak? His voice drains the life from my nether regions.

Oh, there are plenty of straight men who would fuck Ivanka.

I can think of at least one guy who finds Ivanka to be totally fuckable...

“I know Michelle Obama. Bitch, you are no Michelle Obama.”

Whenever I want to masturbate in a car service I call Luber®.

you ain’t fucked till you fucked a bouncy house.

Though the incident happened in February, formal charges were only filed on August 31 due to confusion over the jurisdiction where the case would be prosecuted.

It’s entirely possible that at this moment, Tom Cruise is sitting in a sauna and chugging barley water in an attempt to heal his broken ankle.

Just thinking about how Xenu would be a fairly hilarious dog name.

I concur. I think most people, especially men, mistake “confidence” with “aggressiveness” (in the non-violent sense) or “bragging”. No. There is a very subtle thing that true confidence brings, and that involves being comfortable with who you are as a person.

What about finishing on time and on budget?

I didn’t punch him in the groin, I massaged his groin area with my hand using appropriate velocity and force. I totally told him what I was going to do in advance, he understood and was fine with it!

he makes his dick disappear into his hand.

“I wonder if the “cool thing” is respect for women and their time?”

Be mean to the guy. His schtick is tired.

jesus christ, I just realized where I get my taste for blonde, woodsy surfer types that are good with the sex.