Nerds. Good lord.

Leo Kitty and the Fingerbangs.

I feel like eating radioactive dirt would be healthier.

It is censorship. The one with the gun is the new censor.

Use the buddy system. If you’re afraid you might rape someone, bring a friend who will tell you not to do it.

Well, you know, he’s a white guy who was about to go to Harvard. Ergo he deserves all the consideration in the world. (There is so much sarcasm in that sentence, it nearly melted my keyboard.)

My parents are divorced and I haven’t committed any crimes. WHERE’S MY GOLD STAR?

Ask Tom Hanks.

They are $4 where I live. I’d pay $10 a box and I don’t even eat cookies....this organization means that much to me. It changed my life. I was scared (bad home life) and never spoke up. My troop leader changed the way I thought about myself, the confidence I got from all the activities, nurture and support made me the…

Well now I know what Meatloaf was talking about.

This is some Fifty Shades of Bullshit.

Barfatronic.

Gyros for everyone!

I thought this was one of those motivational metaphors, like eating a frog or voting in midterm elections. How distressed I am to discover it is not.

That link tho:

Please may I write a romcom based on this pitch where the third act twist is that she realises that the goat was her true love all along.

Naps, coffee, whiskey, not giving a fuck. I think that’s the lesson here.

i wouldn’t, knowing that on the spectrum of people there is a slightly less good person who i can be with without this baggage (lol ba-a-a-aggage get it)

No. But run the poll again with the sexy gorilla.

Jeez, didn’t you read the story? He was a former football player who once played football but no longer played football, and was well liked by the people who liked him! And those rapes he committed but maybe he didn’t? You weren’t there so who knows?