A great evening, with incredible people, in New Hampshire! 

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

Every picture of him from this summer shows him so deep in the throes of meat sweats even his fake hair is perspiring.

To be fair, that’s more than he usually manages to get out. Both he and Warren have both been terrible at admitting that the taxes will go up. As for how we would actually be paying less...

Just about any American not on state healthcare already has a monthly premium, deductible, and co-pay. Even the so called…

Realizing that you can never be quiet enough...that’s always quite a moment.

Not to any parents of daughters I know. Boys are labelled as more difficult from the start. There have been tons of experiments where researchers have dressed infants in girly clothes or boyish clothes and tracked how people respond to them. Babies in boy clothes are told they’re angry when their crying, babies in…

Right? But frankly, anyone getting up in arms over something like this in 2019 deserves to just work themselves up into a tizzy, honestly. 

Another mother of two boys here (sensing a trend in the comments!) and I find the whole #Boymom thing makes me feel both sympathetic and annoyed.

Exactly. A friend with two girls and one boy called me a few years ago and she was like “Why are boys completely unable to pee in the toilet?! I never had this big of a mess with the girls!” I have no idea. I find urine in places that I had no idea they could reach. Any time they go to the bathroom I scream “Pay…

I recreated this entire sign and framed it and hung it right above my toilet tank.

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

This was delightfully vicious and I am HERE FOR IT.

I’m about to make myself a pitcher of gingerbeer, tangerine lemonade shandys. It’s all very depressing. None of this matters, Kellyann Conway is still employed, Trump isn’t going anywhere, until heart disease gets him, then we’re stuck with Cotton Hill look alike Pence, the republicans don’t give a shit about the…

I think you’re right, that we’re all waiting for each other. You see the effect the citizens of PR and Hong Kong have had, and I have to wonder why we’re not doing the same. We were able to get the Women’s March together nationwide, why can’t we do something similar now?

I live in a high rise condo, and my plan is to ride out the end like the father-daughter from “28 Days Later” who made their council flat into a castle keep.

I was down with PTGDMJMS when it was all about fucking James Marsden but now it’s been infiltrated by Russian bots.

Yar, she were more beast than woman.

Your mom was shot at a KFC.