o wow i never catch SNS when it comes out!!

Hi Jezzies, I’m feeling pretty depressed and my anxiety is bad at the moment. The house I’m moving into has a lot of repairs so it’s going to take a while to be ready to move into. I also found out that the poor lady that lived there before killed her self in the property. It’s all adding up to a nightmare at the…

Apart from Dorian Gray’s anxiety, Ms. Kelly’s dog, Lola, now shakes even when the jackhammers are idle. The cat living at No. 66, Titania of the Greil, is “overgrooming” and fighting irritable bowel syndrome, while Meadow at No. 51 is a “nervous wreck.”

ANNA MERLAN, YOU WROTE A BOOK! I AM SO HAPPY AND PROUD.

My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

Anna, I have been a HUGE fan of your long form reporting for years now and I just want to tell you how pumped I am about this book. Congrats! Can’t wait to read it. 

Nice try, mom

I’m not a mom, but 99% of my female friends and relatives are, and I see them all picking one of those categories and really leaning in hard. Most of them are either the ‘quirky/naughty mom’ or the ‘I’m so brave to be honest about what a hot mess mom I am’ mom. I’ve wondered if it’s b/c when we were kids, moms were…

It’s on the god damn label! How hard is it to read a label?!

I’m a mom (of a 3 month old and 3 year old), and while I identify with what they are talking about, I just find this whole “mom culture” thing to be really obnoxious- especially the constant wine-swilling mom trope. While I know it is exaggerated for the sake of “humor,” and I am certainly not against the occasional…

The fact that older people are reliable voters and also are reliable consumers of online misinformation makes it vital that we all remind anyone we may know who is or was an Infowars reader/listener that Alex Jones -under oath! - blamed his conspiracies on his own psychosis. Alex Jones now ADMITS he’s a PSYCHO and…

I hate this idea that we have to hide beautiful places because they’re only for those who are woke enough to know about them.

Instead, we need to promote the safe use of these spots and encourage more people to use them. Hell, I’d create instagram trails with photo-spots. Encourage people to instagram themselves…

One of the things that really brings the world together is that those people exist everywhere and of all ages. It’s almost as heartwarming as it is disheartening. 

This post and some of the comments aren’t quite right. Lightfoot got into the race because of her criminal justice reform credentials. She led a post-Laquan McDonald task force that laid bare the Chicago Police Department’s institutional racism, creating the blueprint for the federal Justice Department report that…

Can’t wait to see which industry and/or foreign power he immediately becomes a lobbyist for.

This story gives me heartburn. Quick. I need some...

So in addition to the other shit, we can tack on “labor violations at the fucking White House” to the list? Cool.

They should have her in witness protection. I’ll wager that at least some of those characters were deep in the crotch of the Russian mob, considering who Dolt 45 regularly launders money for.

You’re missing another wonderful part of this story which was that she was that she was suspended after allegations she made against her boss that he endangered national security by breaking the law and flouting security procedures. 

Does Netflix’s interface suck ass? Fuck yes it does. Is there a ton of garbage on it’s servers? Yep. Do I get option fatigue from scrolling through the plethora of shows and movies, resulting in sometimes a whole night of trying to decide what to waste my time on? I sure do.