Jezebel: Earth has too many moons.

I’m on board....not sure about the guy in the chair, though!

Taking a political/moral stance and taking a beating for it is admirable, even if you’re wrong (she wasn’t). But becoming a pariah because you’re a super gross and admitted creep abuser? She didn’t deserve the vitriol and he deserves 10 times more. 

That first example probably isn’t the best example, given how the F-35 program turned into a $1.5tn garbage fire.

The single people will laugh in derision. THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT AWAITS

This was a recent one from my wife who was in another room

WE LOSE 300 SPRING BREAKERS A WEEK

When he types stuff like, “Dear Diary...” and then retweets Jim Acosta stating facts about the wall refuting 45's lies, WHAT IS HE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH. WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

Yeah, I’m still trying to figure this out. Here we go:

When Congress appropriates money for fighter jets, they don’t just say, “Here’s $200B, why don’t you go out and buy us a bunch of fighters.” They hold hearings and require details of exactly what the funds will buy.

This continues to be one of the most important investigative pieces GMG ever published.

Donald also wants to use money from disaster relief funds to build the wall, which is just cartoonishly despicable.

the president fancies himself lots of things:
attractive
rich
smart
a scientist
not fat
a historian
a hero
an economist
having a full, healthy head of hair

we know none of these are true.

This dude worked at the restaurant next to mine, we became friends would flirt/smoke weed after work occasionally. I move away, then move back about a year later. We realize we’re both living in the same neighborhood again so exchange numbers and flirt over text a bit.

Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

Yes. It’s horrible.

“I think Louis C.K., leave Louis C.K. alone,”

I need to know about the alloys. Tell me about the alloys!

I firmly believe that there must be living beings somewhere else in the universe, but have they visited us? I kind of doubt it. And if they had in the past, are they still visiting us now? I doubt that even more. We now live in a world where all of us have cameras connected to the internet, and how many UFO sightings…

Dyson slats. Mars will pay for it, too.