Does this count as social media? We are technically subjected to the same behavioral signals that produce a dopamine rush by interacting with this site. We still share opinions and have identities, just anonymous ones. 

I talked to several developmental psychologists for this story--all agreed that these sorts of “fantasy movies” are a dangerous barrier to maturity. Perhaps you should heed their warning. 

What I learned from this article is that most of the people in charge of the comedy world probably don’t know the details of what CK did, either because they couldn’t bother to read the stories or because they willfully chose to ignore it. It’s a lot easier to forgive someone when all you know is vague details about…

Yep. Situations like this always make me think of the Simpsons episode where they pirate cable TV, (ahhhh, those were the days) and Lisa protests that it’s wrong. She ends up sitting quietly in the front yard while Homer’s having people over to watch a pay per view boxing match or something.

Thank you, Wende.

You are not alone. I haven’t watched it either and have no plans to watch it. From watching the trailer I deduced that I would rather watch paint dry, which would be far more interesting to me than seeing Sandra Bullock stumble around blindfolded while yelling at 2 small children. That would be 2 hours of my life I’d…

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is a soulless, money-grubbing hypocrite who told his devoted, rabid conservative listeners that it’s not clear if tobacco causes cancer...in 2000.

So many “Why?!”s in such a short gif. 

“He acquiesces entirely to the will of Trump 100 percent of the time.”

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is an ambulatory piece of shit who was okay with an Indiana woman being imprisoned for 22 years for having an abortion, with her conviction predicated on widely discredited expert testimony. 

Mike Pence is like that Survivor contestant that keeps their head down and tries not to make waves for the first few weeks to avoid being targeted for elimination, and then gets eliminated anyway because he wasn’t very good at the game to begin with.

Ah, is there a little code 45* in that one?... ;)

Everything is horrible and I would rather comment on my hatred of 45 but holy shit — this Ed Buck story on The Advocate! All signs point to scumbag. And, if scumbag he proves to be, I hope justice is swift and merciless.

You’re just not reading it right. Of course, if you look at all the words, it sounds batshit crazy. But if you start and stop in the right place, it’s perfectly accurate:

Exactly. He and Biden can be advisors, absolutely. But that’s as far as it should go.

I would much rather have Bernie use his political capital and goodwill to take on apprentices for the next generation of politicians—especially those starting small and not already in the federal government—than run for President again.

Also, Biden is creepy. 

I usually scroll as fast as I can past his tweets. For some inexplicable reason I didn’t today and now I feel like I’m 100 IQ points dumber.

Joe, Bernie...for the love of Grodd, stay out of the 2020 race. Both of you have zero chance of defeating Donald, and you’ll just embolden new waves of Bernie Bros and Joe-Joe Binkses. You had your time; now step aside and let a new wave of candidates show us what they have to offer.