Lunch is MY TIME. I have Jez to catch up on. No I don’t want to make small talk about sportsball. I don’t care if that makes me seem like an antisocial weirdo to my coworkers.

Or the Cardassians are at it again...

Also my first thought! Have people been using it this whole time??

SO much of my teens were spent waiting for that feeling. Or seeing them come online and debating how long you should wait to message them because you didn’t want to be, like, too eager

Remember that brief time between AOL being popular and AIM? When only some people had screennames and your parents had some weird non-AOL service and you would sign into your friends’ accounts while babysitting and get them in trouble by chatting up randos from chat rooms who would then message them the next time they…

Seriously, thank you. Things have been so bleak lately, it’s a treat to think about getting past all this.

(Doesn’t quite capture the rage, but does show the despondency)

This sounds like most of my days. Solidarity, friend

He’s been crazily bragging about his “reviews” lately. Reviews?? What the actual fuck? Wait, no, we all know why, but still...

Been stuck on this one since November. Still the absolute truth

Woo hoo 30 rock user names! I would post an image of mine but apparently it’s too obscure ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

This is the greatest thing ever

So well put! Thank you, I couldn’t agree more

Ugh, this image sucks but it’s all I could find for this, which also gets me every time

God, so many. “Cleveland” is up there, but really all of the first season is a masterpiece. But then there was this moment, which, tears:

“well, I found my first gray toe-knuckle hair!”