You are absolutely correct. Have a star, for that and your user name

Oh man, watching season 2 has had an entirely new meaning than season 1 did. It’s almost painful. It’s supposed to be a reminder of what horrible things did and could have happened, but now all I can think is, “this is what a significsnt number of Trump people actually want!” I don’t think they meant for it to be so…

I had a dream the other night that I was Carrie Mathison and I had an off-book CIA mission to take out Trump. When I got to his penthouse, being smart and sneaky the whole way of course, his young kid was there and I paused. I woke up before I could find out what happened!

Apologies if this was posted with the last story about him, but I had to. My brain automatically goes to this:

I have crazy low blood pressure, and I’ve fainted in public a couple times. The worst was in high school, when I happened to skipp breakfast the day we were all required to get a TB test (someone at school had tested positive). I didn’t think the needle bothered me that much until suddenly I was waking up to a bunch…

I had a similar end-of-future-nursing-career experience! Well, only similar in that it ended my future nursing career. I was doing an “intership” my last month of high school, basically touring around with nurses in different departments of a hospital. One day was the post-op wing and the nurse I was with was taking,…

+1 for “hilarrible”

I immediately thought the exact same thing. Le sigh

I just got a new phone, and now Gawker no longer shows up when I click my URL bar. Now I feel like it’s really truly gone

Seconded, this is fantastic

Obligatory:

This is superb. I hate-love that meme so damn much

I know it’s cold comfort, but if it helps at all, just know that the place was half empty yesterday...

Same.

Walked up to my polling station ass early, but still had to wait about 45 minutes. The sun was coming up, people were chatting amicably, I drank my coffee. It was actually kind of nice. I’m pretty sure I was in line behind the grumpy old guy from my street who had the lone Trump sign. But I’m also pretty sure his wife…

This is brilliant, brilliant I say!

Hey-o!

I think the beauty of it also comes from how complicated and timely the actual premise of it is. Team Machine, the good guys, are still essentially hacking into people’s phones and computers. They’re doing it to save them of course, but still, the idea that you were rooting for them to spy on people (and would get…

Perfect gif is perfect

Same. I kept that tab open for days and just kept refreshing!