Yay jeans! I didn’t realize how much I missed them until I could wear them again. My son’s 3, and between the time I was pregnant and now, I think waists got a lot higher, and now all my pre-baby jeans fit weird compared to new ones. But, you know, lady clothes, can’t ever keep things consistent

MOTHS OH GOD we have an infestation in our pantry and even though I threw so much out, there are still stragglers and I’m just overwhelmed.

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Man, the fact that they used that music in other trailers has grated on my nerves for years. I can’t really explain why. My loyalty to the movie, which I loved as a kid? The blatant unoriginality? Either way, yuck.

I could watch this special all day every day.

Of all the perfect gifs posted here, this one is the perfect-est. Bless you.

3 am?!?! Yikes, poor pup, and poor you!! I can enjoy a good firework display (I guess...) but I’ll never understand the desire to light explosives in close proximity to, like, anything, no matter how cool they look. That shit is scary, even if you’re not an animal.

Same here! Our one cat is permanently traumatized after some kids though it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers right outside out garden level apartment windows. This was years ago and she’s still a mess this time of year. Ugh, it’s been nonstop all week and somehow our neighbors are STILL blowing things up!

Totally want that shirt.

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You... you have a gift, my friend. Thank you for your reading, I can’t tell you how much I needed to hear that.

Last night I dreamed I was pregnant and almost ready to give birth and suddenly realized I hadn’t been to an OB or a birthing class or anything that whole time. Complete panic, wake up exhausted. Kind of like the dreams where you get to school and realize you have a final in a class you didn’t know you were supposed…

The mind... wraps around the foot...

The Stand

Nope, just cocaine and cough syrup.

Couldn’t agree more. When my son was born, we lived where none of our friends had kids. It sucked, not just because of the gap now that we had a kid, but we had no one to share all the scary new baby/post-pregnancy stuff. We since moved to a place with tons of family that has tons of kids.

I’m gray and two days late, but I gotta add:

Ok, I HAVE to know what this is from, this one was the winner for me

Seriously. I’ve never been a huge fan, but I always assumed their macho, mustachioed rock n roll attitude was tongue-in-cheek. I mean, look at their name! But knowing that not only is it not, that it’s actually darker and more disturbed (at least for the front man) is... disappointing, to say the least.

I know, now I am too. Who knew he was so bat-shit?