I feel ya, but I came back after living elsewhere and Cinci isn’t too bad for now (unlike a certain northern city I cannot mention). You just have to insulate yourself from like 75% of the people here. I work from home—god help me if I have to actually interact with any of them beyond, like, standing in line at the…

Cheap rent?

I remember exactly nothing about that show, but as soon as I saw that picture, the song reared it’s ugly head from deep within my brain. It’s going to be a long day...

Hear hear! Naptime is like my lunch break.

I really don’t understand where their crazy narrative of women getting abortions left and right comes from. Was it that one episode of ER where Octavia Spencer wanted one because she found out her baby was a girl? Is it Pennsatucky from OITNB? Maybe I’m a sheltered libtard, but every abortion story I’ve heard or read…

I honestly think it’s not so much about “figuring things out” as it is “not giving a shit anymore.” You kind of pick up on your own flow and worry less about if you’re doing it right.

I seriously have no idea. It boggles the mind. Under every piece of furniture. In every corner. And THEN he buys MORE socks because he says he has none. [Insert Madeline Kahn gif here]

I had a dream once that Mark Zuckerberg tried to date rape me. Ever since, seeing his weird face makes me really uncomfortable.

Ugh, I feel your pain. Long story, but my husband had a huge family and his cousin’s estranged ex-wife showed up at their kid’s graduation party. It was getting late when we finally talked to her. She introduced herself to me, which was awkward because we had already met but she forgot because drugs. And I was…

Came to say the exact same thing. Preach.

OK, so here’s a question: what if the people who didn’t give you a gift were your parents?

I know I’m a day late with my reply, but still have to give my two cents!